The Norwegian Nobel Committee has decided that the Nobel Peace Prize in physics for year 2014 is to be awarded to indian scientist cum politician Mr Rahul Gandhi for his extraordinary work on principle of escape velocity to reduce poverty in india. It took three moth to decide whether he should be given prize in physics or sociology. But, two week back, renowned scientist Mr Stephen Hawking threatened to commit suicide if Rahul gandhi gets such prize in physics, hence Rahuji would be given nobel prize in sociology. This prize would be on a condition that Rahul Gandhi would not give any TV interview on this theory for the safety of viewers and TRP of other comedy shows.
Rahul Gandhi has said that he will do practical demonstration of the escape velocity theory on 16 May, after announcement of Loksabha election results. According to him, escape velocity for a politician is least after poll result. Any small excuse is enough for politician to escape from among the people. "This new theory will make paradigm shift in our approach to look at poverty. It also prove that poverty is mere a state of mind, as those who do not have mind, becomes politician and can not remain poor" he emphasized. He claimed that this principle is very important for any party when on power, to escape from duty and accountability.
Rahul Gandhi gave credit to Chhota Bhim for his fertile mind and novel ideas. He said "Since last 10 years, I have been watching Chhota Bhim with great interest, even during parliament season, in TV as well in mobile. It has more scientific depth then any other literature in physics." He confessed that due to his continuous watch of cartoon network and other such program me, he could not ask a a single question in any season of parliament in lat 10 years" BJP has suggested that such prize should be given to producer of Chhota Bhim, as it was only source of his knowledge.
On contact to Mr Gandhi he said "After watching such scientific program in cartoon channels, I have came to conclusion that all woman should daily watch Chhota Bhim for their empowerment and to increase their representation at national level.
He would be first Indian scientist to receive such honor without doing any ground work.
Rahul Gandhi has said that he will do practical demonstration of the escape velocity theory on 16 May, after announcement of Loksabha election results. According to him, escape velocity for a politician is least after poll result. Any small excuse is enough for politician to escape from among the people. "This new theory will make paradigm shift in our approach to look at poverty. It also prove that poverty is mere a state of mind, as those who do not have mind, becomes politician and can not remain poor" he emphasized. He claimed that this principle is very important for any party when on power, to escape from duty and accountability.
Rahul Gandhi gave credit to Chhota Bhim for his fertile mind and novel ideas. He said "Since last 10 years, I have been watching Chhota Bhim with great interest, even during parliament season, in TV as well in mobile. It has more scientific depth then any other literature in physics." He confessed that due to his continuous watch of cartoon network and other such program me, he could not ask a a single question in any season of parliament in lat 10 years" BJP has suggested that such prize should be given to producer of Chhota Bhim, as it was only source of his knowledge.
On contact to Mr Gandhi he said "After watching such scientific program in cartoon channels, I have came to conclusion that all woman should daily watch Chhota Bhim for their empowerment and to increase their representation at national level.
He would be first Indian scientist to receive such honor without doing any ground work.
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